Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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