I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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