She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Banned from zoo.
Again?
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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