I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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