You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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