When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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