On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
At least life still wants to fuck me.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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