dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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