At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
