I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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