So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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