Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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