I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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