normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I smell like Dick and happiness
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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