OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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