wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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