Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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