i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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