Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Still dying that you shit outside
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Never joke about your clitoris.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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