I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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