I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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