You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Say something about gay babies.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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