I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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