Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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