ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
