At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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