Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
