I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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