Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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