you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Swine flu is the new snow day.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
