How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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