she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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