If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Randomize
