yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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