can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We got so high we made milksteak
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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