He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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