go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
my vag is so smooth its legendary
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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