i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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