let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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