I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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