Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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