Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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