He is such a slut. More and more my type.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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