we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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