she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Randomize
