Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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