I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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