I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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