If i come over, it means nothing
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Im part way to drunk.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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