i need an iv and a liver transplant
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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