So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
operation harelip BJ is a go
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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