You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I don't think brook has ever known best
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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