We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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