I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
