12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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