Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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