they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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