I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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