How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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