Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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