plz talk dirty to me
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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